how to not get canceled on twitter dot com

the how-to-not-get-canceled guide is like:

- use terminology only you & a select few people understand

- write tweets in such a way that they are unreadable. this does not mean use big words bc that is actually cause for more cancellation. the structure has to be indecipherable

- liberally cens*r and nickname

- use ciphers/code for ur worst tweets

- use other languages when u know u r at risk of cancellation

- use photos/screenshot of message to convey intent w/o searchability

- put the cancellable parts behind a barrier (clicking a link etc)