how to not get canceled on twitter dot com

[bonda]

the how-to-not-get-canceled guide is like:

- use terminology only you & a select few people understand

- write tweets in such a way that they are unreadable. this does not mean use big words bc that is actually cause for more cancellation. the structure has to be indecipherable

- liberally cens*r and nickname

- use ciphers/code for ur worst tweets

- use other languages when u know u r at risk of cancellation

- use photos/screenshot of message to convey intent w/o searchability

- put the cancellable parts behind a barrier (clicking a link etc)

Comments

[sleepyshamrocks]

combine every step to tweet like ur balls to the wall crazy

[bonda]

that's the goal amirite !!!!

[yeongushil]

licherally so true and so everyone just has to mutually recognize each other being insane. do u have a terminology breakdown like sarcoline

[bonda]

exactly exactly....and omg now that u say it i should definitely start making some sort of dictionary....although i didnt know mich has one if i may see it plz 🙏